The Story Game

It was a cloudy Autumn evening, and Paul crunched the leaves as he walked. However, Paul was not an ordinary boy.

Paul liked to shop for oranges... while naked.

One day, he was shopping for oranges, when the store owner stopped him

"What are you doing?" said the shopkeeper.

"I am shopping for oranges, why do you ask?" replied Paul.

"Well, you're naked... and those oranges are close to your... groin."

"What? Can't a man just freely dangle and enjoy an orange now and then?"

The shopkeeper paused for a moment, pondering whether to call the police. While the shop keeper was standing
there, Paul continued his shopping. As the shopkeeper pressed the security button under the counter, Paul walked
to the register.

"I would like to buy these oranges, please," declared Paul.

Suddenly, FBI agents swarmed the building.

"Freeze!" an FBI agent said to Paul. "You're under arrest for indecent exposure."

The agent slammed Paul's face onto the counter and loaded his hands into the cuffs.

Later...

The inspector walked into the interrogation room, but Paul was still naked.Inspector Ronald Reagan sat down across the table awkwardly.

"Get that man a towel!" he shouted, as FBI agents covered Paul's nakedness.

"So... what's with the fascination with buying apples naked?" The agent started.

"Oranges," Paul Corrected. Inspector Reagen sighed, and stood up.

"I'm going to need a cup of coffee" He said .Paul smiled and lifted a cup of coffee from his lap. Inspector Reagen
exclaimed...

"Looking for this, Inspector?" Paul proclaimed with a devilish smile as he lifted the coffee from his nakedness. He then proceeded to remove the towel from his nakedness and disable the camera, whilst soft music began to play through the speakers... "Bow chicka bow wow..." Underneath the towel the inspector was surprised to find a gun, pointing at his head.

"What is the meaning of this?" the inspector exclaimed.

"The meaning of this? Just watch, Inspector." Suddenly, a massive explosion rang out!

More FBI Agents ran into the room, to find the inspector shot in the leg. Paul quickly burst into song.

"Shot in the leg! Shot shot in the leg!" The agents looked away from Paul's nakedness.

"So hard to shoot what you can't see!" Paul jumped in front of the agents.

"COME ON MAN! WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE!"

The agents did not respond normally and paul was thrown into a jail. No one dared rape him... he was too naked... too often. Finally someone got him some clothes but he just poo'ed in them and stayed naked. The cleaner later committed suicide after touching the clothes. Paul was never clothed again. The agents gave him over to the government for laser tests.

After the laser tests, the agents found out Paul's secret.

He was actually pregnant and going through his man-period.

"The period started when the periods stopped," Pauline claimed.

But the agents did not believe his claims, so they made him drink his period.

Paul, surprisingly, did like this a lot.

The Guards, being disgusted threw up which gave Pauls window of opportunity to steal the guard's gun and shoot his belly, killing his baby. Luckily, he missed shooting both the guards heads and then escaped.

"Stop that man... err, woman... err, whatever that human is!!!" The guard shouted.

The dying guard then had a seizure and Paul planted his baby in the guards corpse. Paul jumped onto a train nearby, and travelled to Djibouti, an African nation, where he sacrificed his period blood to Pelor the God of the Sun.The Sun God was pleased with the sacred male period blood. The Sun God ensured a bountiful harvest in Djibouti as thanks. Paul quickly moved up the system to high priest. Paul was treated as a god and had was named the god of periods, Periodoius.

With Paul now worshipped as a God, a military coup overthrew the President of Djibouti, and declared Paul the Supreme and Holy Emperor of Djibouti. But there was something missing. Some tasty, tangy, citrus fruit, that Paul wanted deeply. Paul's first act as Emperor was to order the importation of the finest Mandarin oranges available.He would make this the new export of Djibouti, and make afkuesfkugefajillions.

As king he declared a law that anyone wearing any clothing would be arrested and had all there clothes taken off them. Soon, rebellion! They wore as much clothing as possible. Then died due to over-heating.

Satisfied with life, Paul had 2 sons with his husband,William of Orange, then died.In honour of the great man that Paul was, Djibouti changed its name to Periodoiusland. Paul was succeeded as Emperor by his eldest son, Peter, who secretly put on underpants, when no-one was watching.

The younger son Spemicus was planning to over throw his brother and with the knowledge of his brothers clothe-wearing, he announced it to The Oracle, who got Pelor to smite him with oranges. The oranges pierced through his skin and killed Peter. And Spemices was crowned king of the world.

And that's why we're naked, son.

THE END