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Post by banterania on Dec 2, 2013 0:03:08 GMT
"Stop that man... err, woman... err, whatever that human is!!!" The guard shouted.
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Post by Autumnia on Dec 2, 2013 0:04:27 GMT
The dying guard then had a seizure and Paul planted his baby in the guards corpse. [like in alien v predator]
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Post by banterania on Dec 2, 2013 0:10:46 GMT
Paul jumped onto a train nearby, and traveled to Djibouti, an African nation.
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Post by Autumnia on Dec 2, 2013 0:11:56 GMT
Who sacrificed his period blood to Pelor the God of the Sun.
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Post by banterania on Dec 2, 2013 0:16:47 GMT
The Sun God was pleased with the sacred male period blood.
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Post by jaslandia on Dec 2, 2013 0:18:25 GMT
The Sun God ensured a bountiful harvest in Djibouti as thanks.
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Post by banterania on Dec 2, 2013 0:27:03 GMT
Paul quickly moved up the system to high priest.
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Post by Autumnia on Dec 2, 2013 0:27:49 GMT
Paul was treated as a god and had was named the god of periods, Periodoius.
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Post by jaslandia on Dec 2, 2013 1:12:53 GMT
With Paul now worshipped as a God, a military coup overthrew the President of Djibouti, and declared Paul the Supreme and Holy Emperor of Djibouti.
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Post by unitedmartians on Dec 2, 2013 1:33:43 GMT
But there was something missing. Some tasty, tangy, citrus fruit, that Paul wanted deeply.
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Post by jaslandia on Dec 2, 2013 2:25:37 GMT
Paul's first act as Emperor was to order the importation of the finest Mandarin oranges available.
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Post by Autumnia on Dec 2, 2013 2:39:24 GMT
He would make this the new export of Djibouti, and make afkuesfkugefajillions.
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Post by Unfallious on Dec 2, 2013 7:04:35 GMT
(I think we should be wrapping this story up now.)
(does anyone want to compile it into one paragraph)
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Post by Autumnia on Dec 2, 2013 7:45:06 GMT
Not yet,
As king he declared a law that anyone wearing any clothing would be arrested and had all there clothes taken off them.
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Post by rimmy on Dec 2, 2013 8:44:29 GMT
Soon, rebellion! They wore as much clothing as possible. Then died due to over-heating.
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