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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 27, 2013 18:54:10 GMT
The rules are simple, everyone posts a full sentence under 15 words, and together we create a story. Once we get a 100 or so posts we can put them all together.
BEGIN:
It was a cloudy Autumn evening, and Paul crunched the leaves as he walked.
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Post by jaslandia on Nov 27, 2013 19:30:52 GMT
However, Paul was not an ordinary boy.
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Post by Banterania on Nov 27, 2013 22:12:37 GMT
Paul liked to shop for oranges... while naked.
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 27, 2013 22:14:58 GMT
One day, he was shopping for oranges, when the store owner stopped him
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Post by Banterania on Nov 27, 2013 22:21:57 GMT
"What are you doing?" said the shopkeeper.
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 27, 2013 22:26:19 GMT
"I am shopping for oranges, why do you ask?" replied Paul.
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Post by Banterania on Nov 27, 2013 22:27:51 GMT
"Well, you're naked... and those oranges are close to your... groin."
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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 27, 2013 22:43:01 GMT
"What? Can't a man just freely dangle and enjoy an orange now and then?"
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Post by Banterania on Nov 27, 2013 22:48:27 GMT
The shopkeeper paused for a moment, pondering whether to call the police.
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Post by Banterania on Nov 27, 2013 22:51:38 GMT
While the shop keeper was standing there, Paul continued his shopping.
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 27, 2013 22:51:57 GMT
As the shopkeeper pressed the security button under the counter, Paul walked to the register.
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Post by Banterania on Nov 27, 2013 22:53:24 GMT
"I would like to buy these oranges, please," declared Paul.
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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 27, 2013 22:55:27 GMT
Suddenly, FBI agents swarmed the building.
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Post by jaslandia on Nov 28, 2013 0:02:21 GMT
Suddenly, FBI agents swarmed the building. "Freeze!" an FBI agent said to Paul. "You're under arrest for indecent exposure." |
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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 28, 2013 1:01:28 GMT
The agent slammed Paul's face onto the counter and loaded his hands into the cuffs.
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