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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 25, 2013 0:50:15 GMT
The concept is simple. Take the hill in the most interesting way possible. And make it progressive. When there's just one guy on the hill, don't nuke him.
I'll start.
I find a hill and walk to the top, where I take out my banana chair, umbrella and Pina Colada, and relax.
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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 25, 2013 1:18:46 GMT
I tunnel underneath the hill and build a luxury hotel and casino, whilst charging entry to the top of the hill.
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 25, 2013 2:39:20 GMT
I find decide to sue the hotel for a rat in my pina colada. I won the lawsuit, and the hotel goes out of business.
My hill.
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 25, 2013 3:00:01 GMT
I call in a favour with a local construction crew and over the course of a few weeks we turn the entire hill upside down, supporting it with stilts.
My inverted hill.
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Post by jaslandia on Nov 25, 2013 3:01:10 GMT
I call in a construction crew to blow-up the hill with dynamite. They then build a second hill.
MY HILL! |
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 25, 2013 3:12:12 GMT
I walk up the hill and kick you off.
MY HILL.
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 25, 2013 3:15:47 GMT
I cry over the loss of my glorious modern art piece.
Blinded by rage
I pick up an unusually round orange and throw it at the person currently standing atop the hill.
I then run off into the distance teary eyed and demoralised
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Post by Admin on Nov 25, 2013 6:50:14 GMT
I cry over the loss of my glorious modern art piece. Blinded by rage I pick up an unusually round orange and throw it at the person currently standing atop the hill. I then run off into the distance teary eyed and demoralised I put up a sign saying NO CLOTHES ALLOWED. Everyone too embarrassed to go on the hill. MY HILL. |
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Post by TheOrderOfChaos on Nov 25, 2013 12:32:10 GMT
I put a post on /b/ to raid the hill. Trolls storm the hill and eventually ddos it. When the hill comes back online, I am atop it. MY HILL.
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 25, 2013 16:13:13 GMT
I put up a large sign saying
"LE 9GAG ARMY LELE"
While /b/ is distracted beating the sign I climb the hill and push Chaos off.
MY HILL.
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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 25, 2013 17:53:16 GMT
I call Anonymoose and blame the current hill holders for bribery and government corruption. Trolls storm in, but this time they have low orbit ion cannons. I follow behind completely naked with a straw cowboy hat and toothpick in my mouth.
My hill!
I begin playing a fiddle.
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Post by Admin on Nov 25, 2013 18:01:52 GMT
I call Anonymoose and blame the current hill holders for bribery and government corruption. Trolls storm in, but this time they have low orbit ion cannons. I follow behind completely naked with a straw cowboy hat and toothpick in my mouth. My hill! I begin playing a fiddle. I plant TNT explosives in the fiddle, and forget to arm it. NOT my hill. |
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Post by TheOrderOfChaos on Nov 25, 2013 22:04:01 GMT
I yell at the trolls and anonymoose to say that Vlad likes reposts. Forgetting that 9GAG is full of crap for a solitary moment, the trolls unite to remove Vlad from the hill. I put on a Guy Fawkes mask.
My hill.
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 25, 2013 22:06:40 GMT
I have an army of mercenary ninjas. They defeat you and your trolls with ease, and then proceed to ride off into the sunset.
My hill.
I bring out my banana chair, umbrella, and pina colada.
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Post by TheOrderOfChaos on Nov 25, 2013 22:58:24 GMT
I poisoned your pina colada. Your ninjas then pledge loyalty to me. My hill.
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