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Post by Unfallious on Nov 25, 2013 23:18:32 GMT
I throw a stone at Chaos.
The ninjas flee.
I take the hill.
waa
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 26, 2013 2:41:44 GMT
I appear a corpse, killed by poison, I take the anti-venom that I had in my pocket, against the poison than my ninja's said chaos had. I arise again and stab you in the back. My Hill. I make a fresh pina colada out of new, unpoisoned ingredients, then relax.
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Post by Admin on Nov 26, 2013 7:30:47 GMT
I appear a corpse, killed by poison, I take the anti-venom that I had in my pocket, against the poison than my ninja's said chaos had. I arise again and stab you in the back. My Hill. I make a fresh pina colada out of new, unpoisoned ingredients, then relax. I wait for it to snow, turning United Martians into a snowman which I throw off the hill. MY HILL I set up my 5th Twitter account
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Post by jaslandia on Nov 26, 2013 23:42:50 GMT
I gather an army of battle hardened soldiers and take the hill.
MY HILL!
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 27, 2013 0:50:58 GMT
Oh, those soldiers? You mean the one's who I planted mind control chips in? They just shot you! And are now protecting me! MY HILL!!!! More Pina Coladas.
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 27, 2013 0:53:49 GMT
The same chips I planted detonation charges in?
All the soldiers blow up
I take the hill
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 27, 2013 0:58:32 GMT
DAMMIT! I told Steve to check each of the mind control chips! He was such an incompetent intern.... Good thing you just blew him up.
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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 27, 2013 1:34:08 GMT
With only one man on the hill I walk up and calmly execute him with a pistol. I lay down my rocking chair and pull a full double barreled shotgun out of my pants leg. Get'of meh lawwn!
MY HILL!
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 27, 2013 1:42:41 GMT
Enraged by Steve's insolence, I kidnap his brother, fill him with bombs, and throw him at you. Bang. My hill, my pina colada.
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 27, 2013 1:43:10 GMT
I wake up at the bottom of the hill with a gaping wound in my head. Luckily the fool managed to miss my brain...well the important parts at least.
With my one working arm I manage to reach for my radio which calls in a tactical carpet bomb on the area.
No ones hill.
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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 27, 2013 4:39:48 GMT
I call in a couple trucks and rebuild the hill out of black tar and beach sand. Once that's done I place a castle atop it and cozily sit inside drinking this tasty pina colada I found.
MY HILL
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Post by unitedmartians on Nov 27, 2013 5:13:31 GMT
My corpse, sitting soundly in my coffin, suddenly heard the screams of a pina colada being drunk by an unworthy man. I turn into a zombie hulk and sprint to the hill, where I crash through the castle, rescue the pina colada, then pick you up and throw you far away. I then return to a normal zombie, but this time drinking a pina colada. MY HILL AND PINA COLADA!!!
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Post by jaslandia on Nov 28, 2013 0:05:18 GMT
My corpse, sitting soundly in my coffin, suddenly heard the screams of a pina colada being drunk by an unworthy man. I turn into a zombie hulk and sprint to the hill, where I crash through the castle, rescue the pina colada, then pick you up and throw you far away. I then return to a normal zombie, but this time drinking a pina colada. MY HILL AND PINA COLADA!!! I watch a marathon of The Walking Dead to learn anti-zombie tactics. I then use my newly-learned skills to kill Zombie UM and grab his pina colada. MY HILL AND PINA COLADA!!!
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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 28, 2013 1:08:06 GMT
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman join forces with Vlad and together they storm the hill, killing all enemies and melting their bodies in an acidic juice.
MY HILL
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Post by TheOrderOfChaos on Nov 29, 2013 2:30:08 GMT
Chuck Norris gives me a thumbs up. MY HILL.
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