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Post by vladovaskia on Nov 30, 2013 7:28:47 GMT
Fort Indigo*after the events with Unfallious' soldier unfold*Sergeant Wozniak: No. No you dirty scum. *Wozniak pulls out a prized 1911 pistol and unloads into the soldier's head, despite accompanying friendlies trying to pull Wozniak off*Sergeant Wozniak: If these little bastards want war then they've got it.Soldier: Sir! We can't do thi*cutoff by Wozniak as he exits the room in a rage*Sergeant: Yes. Yes we can. We're ####ing Vladovaskia. We can do what we want.*Wozniak is gone now, a body is bleeding out on the floor, and the Sergeant's adviser jumps up to lead the situation*Adviser: We can't let this fall apart. Re-message the other proposed members and align the troops. Things are about to get rough.*Adviser leaves the room in a fret*Soldier: Clean this body, guys. I don't know what we're about to get thrown into... over salt...A Message To Proposed Members Of The Eastern UnionGreetings residents of the Eastern continent,[File containing information regarding the Eastern Union].txtThe time has come, if you are to join us, now is the time to do so. We are under attack by the scoundrels at the Unfallious colony. They are nothing more than liars, cheats, and spies. It is ill advised to trust such a people. To our friends in the Russian Federations, we extend our hand in friendship, as we always have. We offer you the majority of the peninsula to your immediate Southwest, as long as we can hopefully retain the Southern tip as a checkpoint for naval operations. To Hogwarts, I really wonder if your colony was struck by the plague or not, but our offer still stands and we would really like your help, a lot. To the newest colony of Chaos Chao, welcome to Mars, my friend. Such an unpleasant time to arrive. From our experience with you on Earth you seem to be a pleasant and reasonable person. We extend our hands to you in the Eastern Union. If you are to join we are willing to offer you the most Southwestern peninsula on the Eastern Continent, in it's entirety. Together we can purge this monster from our lands and from our new planet.Back At The Summit Meeting*Jon walks back in from a radio chat about what just happened back in Fort Indigo*
Jon: (calmly speaking) This is an outrage, gentlemen. My colony has been cheated and lied to by the isolationists down South. They have been keeping tabs on all of us. They have to have. They knew where our fort was without even telling them, they knew what to expect, they know everything. I propose a condemnation of this colony and an act of defensive to protect the lands it aggressively claims.
*after allowing the representatives to talk Jon lays down a newly proposed map for the borders*
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 30, 2013 7:37:10 GMT
Supreme Commander: oh come on. You left the TV on AND killed the communications link. Bloody hell, why do they always kill the link guy. They aren't easy to find yunno! Hey, are you still listening to me? Is this how you treat all the colonies that refuse to join your little friendship union? Hey, can you mail the monitor back to the colony please? I've only sent them a few. Hey!
To Unfallious colony
Supreme Commander: So, things went ok. They aren't giving the land back after all. Which was expected, they are imperialist scum anyway. They want war, too. How is Delta6?
Corsov: Delta6 is proceeding nicely. If this war goes ahead we should be on course for completion. At least now we have a colony to test it on.
Supreme Commander: What about the spy network?
Corsov: Easy. They have forts all over the place. Inserting spies was an easy job. Sabotage protocols are in effect.
Supreme Commander: Good. They'll give us the salt fields before we even have to set foot on the mainland. Put everything in defensive posture. The frigate should still be in full stealth and hidden from view. They won't know what hit them.
Corsov: Yes sir.
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Post by rimmy on Nov 30, 2013 8:37:08 GMT
The Councillor quickly turns, "This is a-" "Shut ye' mouth, ye' bliddy wimp." Hemet Nesingwary rose from his chair, and began to bellow, "All I wanted was a new hunting grounds, and these fuckers down South want to mess with my friends, with my safety!?" "That is it! We are sealing this now, COUNCILLOR!" Davidson quickly rose, blurting out, "All of those in the Summit agree, on the sanction of uranium, on who's borders end where and no restrictions upon naval or military forces. However, most importantly, we have agreed upon the JTFoN, and upon the Council of Nations. We stand as one against the Southern aggressor, and will donate forces to the JTFoN that will serve all of our countries. Summit concluded!" Hemet grinned, turning to Jon and the others. "I am radioing in to me boys right now. All of them are comin'!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Commander Trevor Hanter, via Vox to all Nudonian soldiers: Right men, war is upon us! Some bloody bastards in the south tried to hide and attacked our friends! If we are to show the world just how strong the Empire is, we will fight! Those of you who are in the barricade, now is the time. 25 Martyr's will lead you into the jungle, supported by a thousand Martian regulars. I need everyone at the barricade to wipe out that tribe! Meanwhile, Rising Sun, I need you, Falling Sky and the Trapping Deep to start your engines and move to the southern island. Form a blockade to the east, and fire at any unmarked ships. You will have constant air support, so worry not. You will also have the trick card. I am pulling the Emu out of orbit. Whilst it's orbital bombardment may do just fine, it's frontal torpedo and broadside will be much more effective in orbit, where it can actually hit anything those Southerns throw at us. It may move slower, but damnit, we need that fire power. It will hold position above you, ready to strike. As a note, get the Penguins deployed. Their mini-guns might just help gun down any sailors. All ground units, I need all 40,000 soldiers to head to the Southern island. You will be accompanied by all of our vehicles and aircraft. Meanwhile, the 10,000 left home are either in the blockade or guarding our lands. We will leave enough vehicles for patrols and defence, but it will be a skeleton crew. Dropbears, you will all take 10 soldiers in each, for landing and boarding operations. Echo team, your Dropbears are the closest to pick up the remaining 25 Martyr's. Take Hemet and his snipers with you, if you can. They will be leading any surgical strikes needed. Lastly, to the squad and civilians still on the island in the straight, set up all of the anti-air weaponry you can get your hands on, improvise some anti-tank if you must. You will be responsible for launching the two thunders when they are needed, and the five Dropbears will guard the straight. You will signal to Jon's battleship if the enemy approaches. Good luck men. I will be leading the blockade to the South. Let's see them escape this web!
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 30, 2013 8:55:20 GMT
The meeting has now convened in the newly built war bunker
Advisor: The Vladovastock did a really great job of convincing the other colonies that we're aggressors. The spies report that even the Nudoians are in on it now.
Corsov: Well we knew that, that's why we're hurrying Delta6. The ship they have in orbit was cute. The Giravious should be able to provide defence from all air attacks and orbital bombardment is not much of a worry. Of course our glorious commander, being the kind soul he is, is sending the dreadnought out. It should be in orbit within a few days.
Advisor: perhaps it was the comment that the commander made comparing them to Australians?
Corsov: it probably was. For the record, I've heard the audio files. They do sound Australian.
General: The naval blockade is still in place. The island is such a small area that defence by the 28,000 troops still on the island should hold. The smaller island off the South Eastern peninsula has 1,000 men and the motorised division house another 1,000. The naval units have their own numbers, too.
Corsov: The following days see the Martian land red with the blood of humans. They told us war was inevitable. We just didn't assume it'd be this quick. Contact the scientists. I want Delta6 operational as soon as possible.
The War council salute and leave the bunker.
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Post by Autumnia on Nov 30, 2013 9:14:33 GMT
Back in Autumnia
Lieutenant Rogers: Civilians on the outskirts have had many sightings on the Nudonian Armies moving down south in masses. should we contact and discuss this and why? Minister Plato: I'm sure our friends at Nudonia have a reasonable explanation we shall contact them immediately to talk about this movement and to finally settle this coalition land we have men there awaiting there arrival if they cannot report to us about this we will keep the offer open but label it as Autumnian land. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0Transmission: Private To: Nudonia 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0Hello Councillor Grath we are here to confirm the reason why yo moved so many armies south, we also have the shared land to the east in which we are waiting on some confirmation. Please respond soon. Over and Out. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
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Post by rimmy on Nov 30, 2013 9:22:38 GMT
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Transmission: Private
To: Autumnia
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This is Davidson here, war is coming. I repeat, war is coming. A previously hidden island to the south has attacked Jon's colony, and we are mobilizing for war. I would love it if you could send your soldiers to form the barricade with mine, and if you could de-orbit your colony ship, it would be able to provide... heavy support, for the battle. If you have any ships to spare, send them into the straight to form a blockade. Jon's soldiers are on the move as it is, we need to quickly fortify and move in.
As for the shared land, my troops have just reported the successful cleansing of some scum. This frees up a few thousand soldiers. This distraction is the perfect chance, and they are already mounted. Even the Dropbears usually regulated to patrolling and guarding the land are filled with soldiers and pre-fabs, and are headed to the land to set up Outposts. When they are done, only a few Dropbears will remain, but we should have at least 1,000 soldiers in that section of land, at least. Not to mention the vehicles.
Remember, the private channel's code is now "Warnaidigu, Mate. Throw another Shrimp on the Barbie!" We are still trying to change this, but some asshole keeps changing it back.
Glory to the coalition of Nudonia and Autumnia!
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Post by Autumnia on Nov 30, 2013 9:32:25 GMT
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Transmission: JTFoN Only
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Autumnia's engineers have had a look back at the footage from the summit and have detected some unidentified surveillance drones that are not from any of the nations that were at the Summit. It is believed that the summit was bugged. Please take precaution in any further actions. This may be this unidentified island to the south.
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 30, 2013 9:35:26 GMT
Corsov is reading through the piles of intercepted transmissions while wondering why the other colonies don't encrypt them, suddenly a recent telegram between Nudonia and Autumnia catches his eye.
Corsov: That lying scoundrel. He told them I attacked him. That's why half the Martian world is converging on us...I'm not having that.
Telegram Recipient: Autumnia, Nudonia Encryption: Maximum
Good evening
Well, aren't we on the war path today, looks like we did something bad, very bad. It looks like we attacked another colony almost, but that would be impossible considering this satellite footage of the last few days (Attached) shows that our naval units haven't fired a single shot. In fact, it was Vladovskia who fired the first shot. Killing one of Unfallious' soldiers in cold blood to feed their insatiable desire for conflict. The recording of that is also attached to this document.
It looks like you have been mislead, deceived. Or maybe it was the Australian jokes, but honestly. They were hardly jokes, you really do sound Australian, Nudonians.
But be aware. When you come to write the history books on the first Martian war. It wasn't the "southern aggressors" that drew the first blood.
I'll let you think on it.
Regards
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Post by rimmy on Nov 30, 2013 9:50:03 GMT
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Transmission: Global
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This is Commander Trevor Hanter of the 3rd Colonizing Brigade. I can see you there, cowering in your bunkers, on your island. I'd like the world to know that the kind of bastard who spies upon meetings and won't even show his own face to the rest of the world is not going to be trusted above the nation that recently came together to help us discuss the health of the local tribes, colonies and the world.
This broadcast is going Global, and I'll put it on repeat, mate.
The nation to the South has lied and spied, hid and cowered. I do not know what exactly happened to those Easterners, but I know a call to war when I see one. I won't be the first to fire, in fact, I am already ain't, but I'll be damned if the Joint-Task-Force-of-Nations does not make action right now to blockade and halt this aggressor. It's between you and Vladovskia to start it, and frankly it sounds like it already has. This is not a duel, this is not a fight. We do not "draw the first blood". For if we wait to draw it, then we are already flat-footed. This is war. We are ready.
And yes, mate, we are Australian. And you are about to see how an Australian fights.
Mate.
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 30, 2013 9:59:58 GMT
Corsov is listening to the broadcast
Corsov: well they didn't get the message at all. At least we know they are Australian now. That was bugging me.
General: they have a blockade in effect, sir
Corsov: ....So? We've been surviving just fine on this island for weeks without leaving. A naval blockade is pretty much obsolete.
General: They don't seem to care about the fact that Vladovaskia lied to them either.
Corsov: Don't you see you fool. It was obviously the Australian jokes that did it I mean look at how he emphasises that last "mate". He bloody means this. Do we have Australian spies?
General: Yes, sir. We've had them deployed for a while.
Corsov: hmm, we could use them as translators.
General: what about Delta6? Should we tell them?
Corsov: nah, I'm pretty sure it's one of the only things keeping them from rushing the island right now. Telling them would just ruin the fun.
General: So what now then?
Corsov: Well, General. We do what Unfallious does best. Be incredibly large annoyances. Broadcast the block signal on all frequencies. (The block signal is a high pitched whine that drowns out most broadcasts). Make it alternate in morse code. I want it to say something simple, something even they would understand. Ah, what's the morse code for "Piss off"?
General: I think I remember it, sir
Corsov: Good, broadcast that.
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Post by rimmy on Nov 30, 2013 10:07:48 GMT
"...with anch- WEEEEEEEEEIIIIEEEEE"
Trevor: ARGH, FUCK!
Trevor pulls off his ear piece and throws it into the seat of his Devil, wincing. He heard the morse code begin is beep through his headset. He quickly turned to his communications officer, who was somehow still enduring the whine and morse code. He began to mouth the morse, then grimanced and turned to his Commander. "Piss off".
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"Right, Dropbears, I want you to fire your GAU's for half a second then stop. Then fire again for half a second, and stop."
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The Dropbears hovered at the shore of the land barricade, and their GAU's sung. Thousands of rounds splashed into the seas near the Southerners.
"Keep doing that until you run out of ammo. Then go back and get more. Fucking Southerners..."
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Post by Unfallious on Nov 30, 2013 10:19:59 GMT
Corsov is listening at his balcony to the sounds of the aircraft's guns
Corsov: Well that's very disrespectful to the French. Are they firing all their ammo?
General: Yes, yes they are. Then go back and rearm.
Corsov: do we still have the chamber expanders?
General: No, sir. We didn't bring them.
Corsov: shame, that would have been pretty funny.
General: We did bring the read out breaker though
Corsov: Really? Why the bloody hell did we bring those but not the chamber expanders? -sigh- whatever. Just deploy them. They're gonna pollute the waters
(The read out breaker is an electrical signal that interacts with an aircraft's instruments causing them all to be disrupted. This has the effect of setting off all alarms within the cockpit as well as skewing altitude, ammo and communications read out. The aircraft must leave the affected area for normal function to return)
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Post by rimmy on Nov 30, 2013 10:25:13 GMT
Click. Click. Click.
"Ah, Commander? My GAU is empty... and the readou- shit, altitude lost!"
"Get out of there pilot! Bloody southerners... I wonder if tactical rocket strikes will be able to spell out "Cry Some More"..."
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Post by Autumnia on Nov 30, 2013 10:54:41 GMT
Minister Plato: Soldiers we have received word that we may go into battle alongside the Nudonians against Unfallious. Soldiers: We've been waiting for this okay men we move south from the Autumnia and join the Nudonaian forces.
Leiutenant Rogers: Good evening commander, what is our first move?
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Post by rimmy on Nov 30, 2013 11:00:38 GMT
Commander Trevor Hanter: Ah, finally, the new men have arrived. This blockade is forming along the south and south-west tips of land to blockade and barricade against any landing or sea threats coming from the damned Southerners. We have naval blockades in place around to the south, and have secured an island in the straight. Our aircraft are running harassment and hopefully we will be able to get Vlad to start their push already. If you can just form up with my men, they would welcome the extra eyes.
Also, how is the situation with the coalition land going?
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